Time...

Years are months, months are weeks, weeks are days, days are hours, hours are minutes, minutes are seconds, so why are people so concerned with how many seconds they've lived and how many they have left......there's now and there's then, this is what will happen when I'm 80 (then), this is what happened when I was 20 (then).....now is where we are.

I knew it was coming....

Yes I have done it....I have broken the 9 Minutes In Heaven button on my clock (aka. the snooze button). Yes, we as adults don't play 7 Minutes In Heaven like teenagers do, we desperately play 9 Minutes In Heaven with our alarm clocks. I noticed last night when I woke up that it was acting oddly....but it might've been just me still half asleep. I swear though I pressed it and looked over and it was counting down from 0:59...my clock doesn't have a timer that would do that on it. It was almost like it was saying "59 seconds until I'm not going to be doing this ever again for you." So apparently, I now need a new alarm clock. I've always wondered who the hell came up with 9 minutes....only 9? Why!? I'd never really realized how often I took advantage of that button until it was gone. No joke, I was up 18 minutes earlier tonight!!

In other news, I am off for the weekend after this night. As long as I make it though tonight with coffee and strength but mostly coffee. Hey, come on, I lost 18 minutes of sleep! 18 minutes of sleep is almost the length of time it would take to watch an episode of a sitcom on DVD. So think about that!

One thing you need to know about me is that I equate time to the length of movies/tv shows. It's weird but I do it. For example, if I have 2 hours left to work then I think of a really long movie that I couldn't watch in that amount of time. Most of the time it's Titanic, so I'll think to myself, "Yessss, it's 6am, I've only got 2 hours left.....I couldn't even watch all of Titanic in this amount of time!!!"

Yeah, I never claimed to be fully sane! Hahaha, but I am....most of the time.