I knew it was coming....

Yes I have done it....I have broken the 9 Minutes In Heaven button on my clock (aka. the snooze button). Yes, we as adults don't play 7 Minutes In Heaven like teenagers do, we desperately play 9 Minutes In Heaven with our alarm clocks. I noticed last night when I woke up that it was acting oddly....but it might've been just me still half asleep. I swear though I pressed it and looked over and it was counting down from 0:59...my clock doesn't have a timer that would do that on it. It was almost like it was saying "59 seconds until I'm not going to be doing this ever again for you." So apparently, I now need a new alarm clock. I've always wondered who the hell came up with 9 minutes....only 9? Why!? I'd never really realized how often I took advantage of that button until it was gone. No joke, I was up 18 minutes earlier tonight!!

In other news, I am off for the weekend after this night. As long as I make it though tonight with coffee and strength but mostly coffee. Hey, come on, I lost 18 minutes of sleep! 18 minutes of sleep is almost the length of time it would take to watch an episode of a sitcom on DVD. So think about that!

One thing you need to know about me is that I equate time to the length of movies/tv shows. It's weird but I do it. For example, if I have 2 hours left to work then I think of a really long movie that I couldn't watch in that amount of time. Most of the time it's Titanic, so I'll think to myself, "Yessss, it's 6am, I've only got 2 hours left.....I couldn't even watch all of Titanic in this amount of time!!!"

Yeah, I never claimed to be fully sane! Hahaha, but I am....most of the time.

A Morning In The Day....Of A Night Auditor

Well it has been a couple days/nights, work has been perfect......wait a second....oh, let me take off my rose coloured glasses for a second, haha. I'm going to try not to use this blog to complain about work though, I'm just happy enough to have a job that's above minimum wage!!

So, I saw on Yahoo! this morning that another "anti-gay" person has been exposed as having an affair-ish sort of deal with a man who is an escort. That's interesting, it's happening everyday though we just don't hear about it unless it's high profile, which is becoming more often lately. People should learn not to shit where they eat otherwise they're going to end up taking it in the ass, in more ways than one. Is there a reason that it's all males though? I don't remember seeing a high profile female being caught in a similar situation?

Ahhh, in other news I'm off soon for the weekend, yessss and I'm going to finish with that.

24 hours later....

Well, this is only my second blog entry on here so I'm still getting the hang of it. I think that there's sooo many buttons and options on this site that it'll take a little while to get the complete hang of. When it comes to pressing some of these buttons, I usually have the kind of luck where I'll press one and BAM! everything disappears. For this reason, I don't use all the buttons on my keyboard, never have, never will. I wonder how many people actually use the little number pad off to the right of the keyboard? I'm not lazy or anything, I'm just a technology minimalist. I want things to be pure simple and not complicated. The only time I've ever pressed any of the "F1-F12" buttons was when I was prompted to do so. I am essentially your grandparent with a computer, except in the body of a 27 year old. Although I'm sure that there's a whole lot of grandparents who're really, really experienced with computers. Hahaha, ok I'm going to express my mental image that I'm having while thinking about grandparents and technology. Let me set it up, I'm picturing a room in a seniors complex, filled with seniors and each and everyone of them is busy clicking away on a blackberry or iphone, hahaha, what can I say? I amuse myself and that's all that matters. For the record I do not own a cellular device in any way, shape or form. The only thing I own that is portable is my ipod, and not one with a screen, an ipod "Shuffle". It was given to me as a gift to replace the DiscMan that until, hmm, 5 years ago, I was still using when walking around or whatever.

To go further into my non-existant use of technology....I have dial-up internet. This is amazing to some people, "They still have that!?!", yes they still have it and I still use it. I'm actually getting offers from the phone company to stop using it, the last offer was a $25.00 giftcard to a grocery store, haha. I'm holding out for $50.00 or a house or something, haha. Hey, if I can get a total monthly internet bill in the form of a giftcard for a grocery store, it evens things out a bit.

Well, this is my second post...I don't know why I decided to come up with a blog really. I'm not all that interesting but I work nights at a hotel and this helps during the down time. My good blog posts are sometimes a flash in the pan but they do happen!

So, for now, time to sign off.

I officially have a real blog!

If you'd told me a few years ago that I would get myself a "blogger" blog, I don't think I would've believed you.

#1. Because back in the day I was very 'anti-blog', I was a person who you might've heard say "I hate that word, 'blog' it's so weird"

#2. Because I already have a MySpace blog that I neglect.

I guess I just wanted something different that was away from typical social networking sites. I didn't want to have to "add friends" that I know, maybe that sounds anti-social but it's not. Also I haven't actually looked this site over so maybe you can add friends? Hmm, I'll look it over after. With all that said, I've also joined because I've read some pretty impressive blogs on here that I wanted to be able to comment on.

Now, there's a start I suppose. I don't even really know what to do here right now, it went right from register directly to blog posting. As if to say "YOU MUST POST RIGHT NOW!", so that's what I did so I think I'll finish this up for now and return later.

Oh and, "Hello my name is Jeff"